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Steal the top hat
~slayer_man :
Supreme Member @ 26th November -06, 07:03 in Forums : Forum Games
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One day slayer_man was listening to the new Magrudergrind CD,when he noticed a nice top hat under his bed.
"Man ! What a nice pink hat !" when slayer_man put it on his head he suddenly had the power to read minds of other people ! But oh thush,some motherf**ker stole it while he was sleeping
"Where the f**k is my hat ?"
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Supe takes the hat as Slayer Man sleeps in a metal induced coma.
He notices that the hat is hideous, and takes it with him to be destroyed. A pity, because clearly a great amount of pink dye was used in it's manufacturing. |
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~Moominaba :
Elite Member @ 9th December -06, 13:49
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But while supe was skipping down the lane in his usual fashion he did not see the great white hippo thing running at him.
Before he knew what had happened supe was tied upside down by the ankles in the grand canyon.
"This will make a lovely edition to my hat collection" says Moominaba to no one in particular then, noticing he was talking to himself again' he takes off his old balck top hat and stores it in a back pocket and puts on the knew one which turns black immediately as well.
"Lovely" He says to himself again, and then departs to the new hat museum that just opened in town, planning to rob it with his new found hat powers. |
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~Vapor :
Elite Member @ 11th December -06, 19:48
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| Vapor finishes his bottle of Sam Adam's and pitches it out the window, startled to hear a painful shriek. He looks out the window and sees a nice new hat next to an unconcious fellow. Vapor scoops it up and walks off to get another bottle. |
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~Edward :
Master Member @ 12th December -06, 02:57
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| "Hey bartender, another Sam Adam's!" Yelled some douche-bag at the end of the bar. 'Lousy lazy mother f**kers...' Edward thought to himself as he got a bottle and walked down to the man. 'Ooooohhh... A pink top hat... I'd look f**kin' pimp in that hat!' Edward thought to himself again, and when he was right in front of the customer, who he recognized as Vapor, he clocked him on the side of the face with the bottle, knocking him off the stool. Edward hopped the counter, ganked the hat and put it on. "Woah! It even FEELS pimpalicious! And why the hell is someone yelling that my ass is sexy??" Edward turned around once, and noticed a woman staring at him. She wasn't talking, but she was shouting that the bartender has a lovely butt. 'OH SHIT! I CAN READ MINDS WITH THIS!!!' Edward thought excitedly. With that, he ran out the back door and got in his car to go to the nearby mall, so he could hear everyone's thoughts as they walked by while he ate a pretzel.... |
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~Vapor :
Elite Member @ 12th December -06, 17:55
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| Edward heard over the other thoughts "That's my hat, beer-waster!" He spins around, just in time to be mowed down with a shopping cart. Vapor snatches the hat and a bottle of aspirin and takes off into the parking lot |
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~Moominaba :
Elite Member @ 14th December -06, 11:40
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And in the parking lot stands non other than that unconcious fellow.
Except he's concious now and holding what appears to be a very long litrature thesis.
"The review of knightly values through Arthurian litrature and up to modern day fantastic litrature is best made through the examination..." but Vapor can't hear the rest for he is already unconcious himself, or rather asleep.
Moominaba continues to read the thesis all the to the end, which takes about 7 hours, and when he's finished Vapor has already suffered extensive brain damage.
"Irreprible I'm afraid..." Mumbles Moominaba and then takes the hat back into his possetion' turning it black once more.
"Fits my style." he says to no one in particular and walks once more in the direction of the hat museaum. |
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~Alvarin :
Subscriber @ 8th August -09, 04:59
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| Upon entering the attrium , Moomin is greeted by a guard "Your admission fee, please" . "What fee?" "The hat" , with the last reply Moominaba finds himself staring in a shotgun barrel. Moomin starts to read by heart "The review of ..." but it gets really tough to do with the muzzle in between the teeth. Moomin takes the hat off and lays it on the counter. "Thank you , my good ... Man ..." Replys the guard and Moomin feels burning cough-inducing sensation at the throat, as hot chilli pepper sprinkled in from thr gun. Leaving Moomin to couch, Alvarin replaces his hat with the new one, which turned to dark violet upon contact and walkes off home - his shift is over . |
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